Archive | August, 2010

IT’S CRUNCH TIME.

16 Aug

I have to treat today like it’s my last chance to get work done.

Naturally, I’m going to type up a blog first.

I’M SO STRESSSSSSSSSED LOLOLOL LIKE I WAS FLIPPING OUT ABOUT THIS AP GOV SHIT EARLIER. Now I’m okay.

OMG MY CAMERA JUST WASN’T TURNING ON FOR A SEC THERE AND THEN IT DID… RELIEFFFFFF omg -_-

okay this post is really useless, idk why i’m even putting up

LOTS OF STRESS STRESS STRESSSSSSSSSSSSS FHA;OWERUWR

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A rant. + short commentary on Munich/Madrid match + fun at Dave and Busters!

13 Aug

I considered not posting this, but even after cooling down and rethinking things, I still realized this was an upsetting thing that I wanted to share.

I’m listening to this song at the same time to keep myself as calm and composed as possible so I won’t start blasting random profanities.

Today, my sister was all “I want to play volleyball!!!!! I demand that we play volleyball!!!!!!!!!” so we went to the park to play volleyball. Unfortunately, the court was taken up by this same group of Chinese people that, for some reason, we always run into when we want to play volleyball. So we were just like around the park.

Cue giggling from these two girls.

And with them this guy who kind of just oozed of that Justin Bieber-loving class of preteens.

So I assume the three of them are middle school/early high school. Probably going to be freshmen.

Figures.

TO MY HORROR, I begin to see flashes. Of course they had a camera with them, and the two girls were camerawhoring their obnoxious asses off. And giggling.

The guy is skateboarding around the park. I don’t even know how to explain how stereotypical this entire situation was.

OKAY, SO I ALREADY HAVE A BAD IMPRESSION OF THIS GROUP OF ADOLESCENT RETARDS.

I didn’t really care what they were doing there. I mean, it’s kind of pathetic that you’re so gangster in one of the safest cities in America that you terrorize little five-year-old Chinese kids on their bikes at the community park. Fucking assholes.

So I’m like hitting the ball around with my sister and my dad, and then it rolls over next to them. The guy picks it up and throws it back to my dad, who says thank you. My dad and sister turn around and walk the other way, but I stay there for a while when I see one of the chicks (this blonde, a detail I won’t forget anytime soon) tapping on her friend’s shoulder and saying, “He knows how to speak English.” And she proceeded to tell the guy. And the three of them giggled their little asses off.

MOTHERFUCKER YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT.

LOL

SHIT BITCH I WAS THAT CLOSE TO GRABBING SOME SAND AND STICKING IT DOWN YOUR THROAT AND THROWING IT IN YOUR EYES

I WILL TEACH YOU WORDS IN ENGLISH THAT YOU HAVE NEVER EVEN HEARD BEFORE

MOTHER

FUCKING

BITCH

Okay.

When it gets personal, I get nasty.

I was so outraged.

Like girrrrrrrrllll you’re going to be working the street corner ten years from now, shut the fuck up and mind your own fucking business. My dad is in a whole different class of HUMAN in comparison to you piece of shit. You uglyass obnoxious camerawhoring stupid piece of cow shit that deserves to spend eternity in employment as a prostitute working in Cathy Ames’s whorehouse.

I know I say that kind of shit about Asians too, but guess what? Been there, done that. It’s like how black people African Americans call one another things that would not be acceptable for anyone of any other skin color to say. Yeah, there’s a double standard. It’s not right, and I shouldn’t do it, but if anyone has a right, I do. Not some dumb blonde bitch that has absolutely no idea what she’s talking about. Like shit, I will totally tell my mom that her English is not that hot, and she knows it too; whatever, she’s working on it. She’s a nurse, and her patients and coworkers understand her fine, and last time I checked that’s rather respectable.

But bitch when you’re raised with one language and you’re making fun of someone with twice the brain capacity as yourself, you need to just shut the fuck up and move along without talking about something you know nothing about.

That was my upsetting situation at the park today. I feel a lot better now that I let all that out.

Bayern Munich tied Real Madrid at the end of regulation time today, but Madrid won on penalties, 4-2. I’m not surprised.

All hail San Iker… I don’t even know how he pulls off those saves, but that talented of a keeper is so rare to come by. I felt bad for the German keeper… like “HEY, I know you rarely have to do this, but you’re going to be keeper against one of the best teams in all of Europe in a penalty shootout in front of all your German supporters, alrighty?” Poor fella.

I went to Dave and Busters with my sister today. We hit two jackpots. One of them was on this game where you get a green ball and you have to pull back on this lever and try to get it in the right holes. The jackpot is 1000 tickets, and then if it goes through this basket thing, that’s a bigger bonus, and if you get it to land in one of the 50 hole things or whatever, I think it’s more of a bonus. All I know is I got it through the 1000 and then the basket thing and then the 50, and I got like 1250 tickets. LOL I WAS SO PROUD ❤

And then my sister and I hit the jackpot on this one weird game thing and got like 250 tickets.

We tried to play the dumpster coin game where you try to get the coins into the truck bed, and if you hit the lever the truck bed is emptied and you get like 5 tickets or whatever for each coin. Like my sister hit the lever the last time we went, and unfortunately it wasn’t on a truck bed that was that full. But the ones we saw today were like SO FULLLLLLL OMG LOL so many tickets potentially. Sadly, we didn’t hit the lever 😦 Like they don’t consider it hitting the lever if it just kinda touches it, it has to full on push it back, and it’s really difficult. Ohhhh well.

So combined with our tickets from last time, we have 3742 tickets!

I feel like I’m a little too proud of that.

Getting ready to go back to China.

12 Aug

Not really, since we don’t leave until next Tuesday, and I still have a lot of work to do, but we’re already making arrangements and all that jazz for when we leave.

I’m kinda excited but kinda scared at the same time. It’s not often that you don’t return to the country of your birth for over 11 years. I’m excited about the people I’ll get to see again, and the shopping! my goodness, it will be amazing. I’m scared terrified of the expectations that my family and former friends have built up over all this time. I don’t want to disappoint, you know? (If you don’t know me well, disappointment is, in my opinion, one of the worst emotions.)

Enough about that, more later as I pack and shizzzz and we really get under way.

By the way, this trip is like my first real vacation in god knows how long. I have not left southern California, with the exception of Christmas weekend in Vegas a few years back, since I moved here. %#@^%#

The past two days were kinda fhao;werwear.

On Tuesday, my mom and I spent the whole day out and about buying gifts for family and friends in China. Apparently, designer fragrance is a hot commodity. So we went to alllll these places. We were going to get Clinique Happy from Ulta (one of my favoritesssss omg) until I realized TJ Maxx was only a few stores down. So we went there instead, and we hit the motherload. We got like 7 bottles of misc Elizabeth Arden, two bottles of Tommy Bahama (which we tried since there was an open box and it smelled amazing), two bottles of Calvin Klein’s One Summer, and one bottle of Juicy Couture’s Viva la Juicy (for myself, though I think I’ll always prefer the original Juicy Couture perfume; they just didn’t have it in stock!). All in all, it wasn’t much over $200, which is freaking miraculous.

And then we went to Costco to get vitamins. I don’t know what it is about Asian people and getting humongous packages of vitamins in bulk for their family. I guess we just really like our relatives to stay healthy? So yeah, we bought another $150 worth of vitamins.

Yesterday, the morning was kinda lazy, but in the afternoon I did a lot of work. Around noon-ish, the Mexico-Spain game began. It was a terrible game. I probably shouldn’t have watched it. LOL reminds me that I hate watching the Spanish play soccer.

They’re just super good looking, Zoolander style.

OH YEAH, IN THE MORNING I WATCHED THE U21 GAME BETWEEN GERMANY AND ICELAND. I FREAKING WANTED TO SMACK ALL THOSE GERMANY PLAYERS. WHAT IN THE WORLD WERE THEY DOING?!?!?!? I CAN’T EVEN EXPLAIN HOW ANNOYED I WAS. FINAL SCORE 4-1, ICELAND. GG YOU GERMANS >:o

^ k that was harsh I’ll admit but it was a terrible game filled with the most ridiculous mistakes.

Also, Sweden tied Germany yesterday, 2-2. I really don’t know what to say. I’m going to go out on the limb and say that it really doesn’t mean much considering it’s the first international friendly after the world cup and WC starters probably didn’t play/hardly played. Just a thought.

I’m going out tonight. Or not even tonight. Late afternoon/early evening. And dinner, I think. I don’t go out really, so this is like really rare. (<- redundant, helllllo)

I realized that in my group of friends, almost everyone got their license during junior year, save two people. So we are all hella independent and shiz now.

WE’RE ALL GROWING UP !!!!!

Oh yeah…

This boy has been in a serious relationship (they live together) with his girlfriend for two years. Which means it started when he was 17. And he still picks up his girlfriend from school.

FUCK LIFE

HIS GIRLFRIEND CAN BE DEALT WITH

THEY’RE BOTH SO PERFECT AND ADORABLE TOGETHER I WISH THEM ONLY THE BEST :’)

I was reading the article from the site that the pictures came from, and I had it google translated, though it wasn’t even that hard to understand so I don’t know why I did that. ANYWAYS, google translator started calling her his bride. And I nearly shit a brick.

IT’S OKAY, SHE’S HIS NOVIA, AS IN GIRLFRIEND, AS IN NOT BRIDE, AS IN THEY ARE NOT MARRIED, AS IN THEY AREN’T GETTING MARRIED, AS IN I CAN BREATHEEEE.

Oh, in another funny case of google translate fail,

THANK YOU SERGIO RAMOS, GLAD YOU GUYS ARE TRAINING HARD.

FINDING IT REALLY HARD ENTERTAINING TO “BE PATIENCE” WITH YOUR ENGLISH LEARNING. BUT I’M GLAD “SOME HELP IS GOING ON” SO YOU’LL “FEEL SECURE WITH IT.”

^ sorry that was just mean

Oh, and people have been messing with Xabi’s wikipedia page. The GQMF thing is still there (last paragraph of the intro), and a few days ago someone changed the name above his picture to “Xabi ‘God’ Alonso.” And some loser changed it back, hot damn. I’m pretty sure anyone who’s going to visit that page is a sexually frustrated girl that enjoys having that sort of information.

My Spanish skills have shown major improvement!

9 Aug

So I was reading through this nifty little interview with one of my favorite people, like, ever, and I didn’t fail at understanding.

BLACKBERRY OVER IPHONE? HELL YES. JAPANESE FOOD OVER CHINESE FOOD? HELL NAW. GOOGLE IS THE SITE YOU VISIT THE MOST? -_- PLAYSTATION? GERRARD’S THE BEST PLAYER YOU NOW AT PRO EV? WTF IS KOKOTXAS CON ARROZ A LA CUBANA? SO BASQUE. HE GOES TO THE MOVIES WITH HIS KIDS. AND HE WOULD’VE GONE INTO BUSINESS IF FOOTBALL HAD NOT WORKED OUT FOR HIM.

Okay. That is all I gathered from the interview. Mas interesante.

I got this shirt for $4 today. I don’t know how I feel about it.

JK I know exactly how I feel about it. I’m going to wear it every day for the rest of my life.

Today, I was on wikipedia. During the summer, even though I have shitloads of work to do and not much time left to do it all, I like to go on that site for kicks and let each page lead me to a new page. (You know you’ve done it too.) So somehow I got led to Mary-Kate and Ashley’s page, and then I clicked Holiday in the Sun, which was this movie they did a while ago, and then I found out that Megan Fox played the bitchy chick in that movie. LOL THE MORE YOU KNOW…

Basically my brain’s been jelly for a while now. My already incoherent self has become more impossible to understand.

USA/BRAZIL FRIENDLY TOMORROW ON ESPN2. SPAIN/MEXICO ON WEDNESDAY ON UNIVISION. Good times.

Except for the Barca boys lololol sorry, you don’t get vacation because I guess the RFEF just doesn’t like you oh well D:

Have I mentioned how freaking amazing this boy is?

No? Okay, I’ll be sure to include him more often from now on!

I was literally THAT close to Xabi Alonso.

8 Aug

^ taken by Ji-ae, the girl I met up with. She was super awesome.I didn’t get any pictures because 1) VERY UNFORTUNATE CIRCUMSTANCES THAT I DO NOT WISH TO ELABORATE ON and 2) I AM TOO SHORT FOR THIS KIND OF FANGIRLING. But I was like right next to her kind of, only behind. So yeah… close enough.

Yes, I legitly went to UCLA and stalked practice.

They stretch a lot. Mmmmmmmmm.

I realized Sergio Ramos is actually really good. I don’t know why I’m surprised. I never really thought he was anything special, but I guess you have to see the guy play in real life. HELLLLLLO, he’s amazing.

Iker waved to everyone on the bleachers. All hail San Iker. He’s such an awesome guy.

I got this picture of Crispy’s arm. Awk.

Ummmmm life is kind of beautiful.

And now I’m in love with the other Sergio.

^ picture from someone from ontdfb who went on Thursday. (I went on Friday!)

My pictures kinda sucked. It’s okay though LOL I DON’T NEED PICTORIAL PROOF.

Oh yeah, plenty of lucky bitches kept going back so they could keep maybe get the entire team to sign their jerseys. Gosh, they’re determined. A LOT OF GUYS. LIKE HARDCORE MADRID FANS. Freakinggggg share the love 😦

Sorry it’s not rotated correctly, I’m too retarded to change it.

CANALES AND MORATAAAAAAAA YEEEEEEEEEEE

Okay, that is all.

I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN THIS BLOG.

3 Aug

LOL I actually find that I put more of my deepest thoughts into this than anything else.

Which is also the reason why there haven’t been that many posts. It’s all kind of this internal rambling and a lot of whining that I don’t think is relevant to anyone other than myself. LORD KNOWS how much crap I’m going to get if I published all of those publicly.

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Not gonna lie, Torres is growing on me just a bit.

Just a smidgen.

Nicole and I are cleared for the first session on Friday. Afternoon session is so lateeeeeee grrrr so I probably won’t make that one, which especially sucks since this is like my one shot maybe for life. Sadness.

I think for sure I should be able to make some magic happen with the B teamers. Well no, just Morata. I just need Morata. And his phone number. Or Skype, if that’s what he prefers. WHATEVER WORKS.